SPLC Adds Cliven Bundy's Cows to List of Extremist Groups

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SPLC Adds Cliven Bundy's Cows to List of Extremist Groups
Submitted by b3 on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 21:35

Hatewatch alert

4-15-14

The SPLC has issued an action report which identifies Cliven Bundy's cattle as a new breed of extremists and potential domesticated terrorists.

During the BLM roundups, many of these rogue cows have violently resisted law enforcement and some have even bared their large bovine testicles at government workers.

These anti government cows have been eating state grass for years while refusing to pay taxes or even recognize the jurisdiction of BLM officials.

They are known to emit flatulence in the presence of state workers and have even been seen to defecate publicly on state property -- and not clean up after themselves.

Some have committed wanton violence against minority groups like the desert tortoise species and other protected groups. Many innocent desert tortoises have been tramped underhoof in a spate of hate crimes.

SPLC hate expert Lax Nuts is quoted in the report as saying that such cows tend to move together in separatist groups and can be spotted by their disregard for federal law and their traditional gender roles.

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Submitted by 12th on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 18:21. Permalink

what's next? Pigs being added to the no-fly list?

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If your cows have testicles...
Submitted by eBob on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 06:38. Permalink

you have a larger problem on your hands.
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Somebody got sent to milk the bull
Submitted by bytejockey on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:47. Permalink

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Do terrorist cows tend to be male or female generally speaking?
Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:45. Permalink

It's a moo point, and unworthy of serious debate.
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It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.

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They are two of a kine.
Submitted by Faction3 on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:59. Permalink

That. sucked. Yours was good, Chris. Be like the good kine.

http://4umi.com/nietzsche/zarathustra/68
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TkWruZ1qs&index=92&list=PL3...

"Populace above, populace below! What are 'poor' and 'rich' at present! That distinction did I unlearn,—then did I flee away further and ever further, until I came to those kine."

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This is your mind on B3
Submitted by Smudge Pot on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 04:57. Permalink

hands down the best thing when you run out of drugs.
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B3, would you mind
Submitted by LittleWing on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 23:51. Permalink

if I copy this and send it out with credit to B3 of Daily Paul? Too funny to keep only on the Ark! lol! Wait.. I just put in a search 'SPLC Bundy Cows' and this post comes up at the top on google! lol!

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Submitted by Faction3 on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 09:06. Permalink

Please do!

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Submitted by LittleWing on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 12:30. Permalink

I emailed it to Carol Bundy and suggested Cliven might want to read it at the big party on friday!

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That's incredible.
Submitted by Faction3 on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 19:55. Permalink

Thanks!

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Sounds like
Submitted by Free Silver on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:44. Permalink

a bunch of bull to me. ; )

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And
Submitted by jsgibson on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:29. Permalink

Complete and udder disregard for the rule of law!

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Beware...
Submitted by visible51 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:38. Permalink

these cows are known to attack unsuspecting vehicles traveling down roads.

Wonder if these SPLC folk know the difference between a horse and cow?
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B3 strikes again. Nice to
Submitted by metalhed19 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 09:20. Permalink

B3 strikes again. Nice to see your still kicking, bro.
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See this? He baits you into hating him
Submitted by Smudge Pot on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:38. Permalink

then he pulls off the sadist cat mask to reveal....

a man so full of sweetness he can just melt your ice cream.

It's said that Messiah died for our sins. Once and for all.

B3 throws himself down a flight of stairs at the bottom of which is a locomotive full of pure hate and he flashes a grin and says "guys this is the easy part".
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Submitted by Libertitheist on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:16. Permalink

wtf!?
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Submitted by Faction3 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:05. Permalink

You too

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These cows are a national security threat
Submitted by Jungleboogie on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:48. Permalink

They cause lactose intolerance, they are herbivores, since they are free range they must be anarchists, and it's possible they might even be anti-gelatinites!

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short, sweet and to the point.
Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:36. Permalink

That's some good humor my friend.
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Hey you got a cousin?
Submitted by Smudge Pot on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:44. Permalink

I know this guy called Chris Kleptocowski.

He steals cows. On skis.

He's just a normal guy from a mundane nation you think you might remember hearing about but can't find on a map.
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I'm taking that one. 'Kukluksky' isn't offending enough
Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:27. Permalink

DERPs.
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"Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."

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Submitted by Smudge Pot on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:27. Permalink

is when you can't stop having too much.

It's a codified pathology.
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spel mutch Smuge Noystrom? ☆
Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:40. Permalink

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what about Chris Kapowski?
Submitted by Ed Ucation on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 22:54. Permalink

You know, the brother of that hot girl from Saved By The Bell? He used to hang out with Screech? What? No?
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No one is more cooler
Submitted by Faction3 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 22:18. Permalink

and beloved than the one and many Chris Kaliedscopeskies

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There IS no more radical hate group than the...
Submitted by pawnstorm12 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:21. Permalink

Southern Poverty Law Center.

Hitler's SS was made up of people who think like the SPLC.

If this organization could, I have no doubt they would use his same Nazi tactics on the many groups they hate.
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Submitted by 12th on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 23:12. Permalink

hey Bull3 the terrorist

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Submitted by Faction3 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:34. Permalink

oliver chrome-well

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Bump! lol
Submitted by Debbie on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 22:13. Permalink

Bump! lol
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cows and cows
Submitted by jb.kibs on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 21:50. Permalink

just doing what they can to get by.

One springing heifer was tackled by a group of BLM agents and that's when the situation went utterly wrong.
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