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Vote down! SPLC Adds Cliven Bundy's Cows to List of Extremist Groups Submitted by b3 on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 21:35
Hatewatch alert
4-15-14
The SPLC has issued an action report which identifies Cliven Bundy's cattle as a new breed of extremists and potential domesticated terrorists.
During the BLM roundups, many of these rogue cows have violently resisted law enforcement and some have even bared their large bovine testicles at government workers.
These anti government cows have been eating state grass for years while refusing to pay taxes or even recognize the jurisdiction of BLM officials.
They are known to emit flatulence in the presence of state workers and have even been seen to defecate publicly on state property -- and not clean up after themselves.
Some have committed wanton violence against minority groups like the desert tortoise species and other protected groups. Many innocent desert tortoises have been tramped underhoof in a spate of hate crimes.
SPLC hate expert Lax Nuts is quoted in the report as saying that such cows tend to move together in separatist groups and can be spotted by their disregard for federal law and their traditional gender roles.
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Comment viewing options Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes. Vote up! +1 Vote down! . Submitted by 12th on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 18:21. Permalink
what's next? Pigs being added to the no-fly list?
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Vote up! Vote down! If your cows have testicles... Submitted by eBob on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 06:38. Permalink
you have a larger problem on your hands. —
Drain the swamp!
Vote up! Vote down! Somebody got sent to milk the bull Submitted by bytejockey on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:47. Permalink
Vote up! Vote down! Do terrorist cows tend to be male or female generally speaking? Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:45. Permalink
It's a moo point, and unworthy of serious debate. —
It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.
"Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."
-me
Vote up! Vote down! They are two of a kine. Submitted by Faction3 on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:59. Permalink
That. sucked. Yours was good, Chris. Be like the good kine.
http://4umi.com/nietzsche/zarathustra/68 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TkWruZ1qs&index=92&list=PL3...
"Populace above, populace below! What are 'poor' and 'rich' at present! That distinction did I unlearn,—then did I flee away further and ever further, until I came to those kine."
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Vote up! Vote down! This is your mind on B3 Submitted by Smudge Pot on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 04:57. Permalink
hands down the best thing when you run out of drugs. —
Get your preps together! Learn historic food storage and preservation methods and the science that makes them work now, start saving money and the future
Vote up! Vote down! B3, would you mind Submitted by LittleWing on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 23:51. Permalink
if I copy this and send it out with credit to B3 of Daily Paul? Too funny to keep only on the Ark! lol! Wait.. I just put in a search 'SPLC Bundy Cows' and this post comes up at the top on google! lol!
Vote up! +1 Vote down! . Submitted by Faction3 on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 09:06. Permalink
Please do!
Vote up! Vote down! Thanks! Submitted by LittleWing on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 12:30. Permalink
I emailed it to Carol Bundy and suggested Cliven might want to read it at the big party on friday!
Vote up! +1 Vote down! That's incredible. Submitted by Faction3 on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 19:55. Permalink
Thanks!
Vote up! +3 Vote down! Sounds like Submitted by Free Silver on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:44. Permalink
a bunch of bull to me. ; )
Vote up! +3 Vote down! And Submitted by jsgibson on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:29. Permalink
Complete and udder disregard for the rule of law!
Vote up! +1 Vote down! Beware... Submitted by visible51 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:38. Permalink
these cows are known to attack unsuspecting vehicles traveling down roads.
Wonder if these SPLC folk know the difference between a horse and cow? —
"Take hold of the future or the future will take hold of you." -- Patrick Dixon
Vote up! +1 Vote down! metalhed19's picture B3 strikes again. Nice to Submitted by metalhed19 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 09:20. Permalink
B3 strikes again. Nice to see your still kicking, bro. —
Wisconsin Constitution Article I, Section 25 "The people have the right to keep and bear arms for security,defense,hunting,recreation or any other law-abiding purpose"
Vote up! +4 Vote down! See this? He baits you into hating him Submitted by Smudge Pot on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:38. Permalink
then he pulls off the sadist cat mask to reveal....
a man so full of sweetness he can just melt your ice cream.
It's said that Messiah died for our sins. Once and for all.
B3 throws himself down a flight of stairs at the bottom of which is a locomotive full of pure hate and he flashes a grin and says "guys this is the easy part". —
Vote up! +2 Vote down! hahahaha Submitted by Libertitheist on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:16. Permalink
wtf!? —
-Matthew Good
Vote up! +1 Vote down! Thanks, Submitted by Faction3 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:05. Permalink
You too
Vote up! +2 Vote down! These cows are a national security threat Submitted by Jungleboogie on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:48. Permalink
They cause lactose intolerance, they are herbivores, since they are free range they must be anarchists, and it's possible they might even be anti-gelatinites!
Vote up! +2 Vote down! short, sweet and to the point. Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:36. Permalink
That's some good humor my friend. —
Vote up! +3 Vote down! Hey you got a cousin? Submitted by Smudge Pot on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:44. Permalink
I know this guy called Chris Kleptocowski.
He steals cows. On skis.
He's just a normal guy from a mundane nation you think you might remember hearing about but can't find on a map. —
Vote up! +1 Vote down! I'm taking that one. 'Kukluksky' isn't offending enough Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:27. Permalink
DERPs. —
Vote up! Vote down! Kudenoughsky Submitted by Smudge Pot on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:27. Permalink
is when you can't stop having too much.
It's a codified pathology. —
Vote up! Vote down! spel mutch Smuge Noystrom? ☆ Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:40. Permalink
{♡}
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Vote up! Vote down! what about Chris Kapowski? Submitted by Ed Ucation on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 22:54. Permalink
You know, the brother of that hot girl from Saved By The Bell? He used to hang out with Screech? What? No? —
“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.” -Njal Thorgeirsson
Vote up! +1 Vote down! No one is more cooler Submitted by Faction3 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 22:18. Permalink
and beloved than the one and many Chris Kaliedscopeskies
Vote up! +3 Vote down! There IS no more radical hate group than the... Submitted by pawnstorm12 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:21. Permalink
Southern Poverty Law Center.
Hitler's SS was made up of people who think like the SPLC.
If this organization could, I have no doubt they would use his same Nazi tactics on the many groups they hate. —
"We have allowed our nation to be over-taxed, over-regulated, and overrun by bureaucrats. The founders would be ashamed of us for what we are putting up with." -Ron Paul
Vote up! +4 Vote down! . Submitted by 12th on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 23:12. Permalink
hey Bull3 the terrorist
Vote up! +2 Vote down! sup Submitted by Faction3 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:34. Permalink
oliver chrome-well
Vote up! +2 Vote down! Debbie's picture Bump! lol Submitted by Debbie on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 22:13. Permalink
Bump! lol —
Debbie
Vote up! +4 Vote down! cows and cows Submitted by jb.kibs on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 21:50. Permalink
just doing what they can to get by.
One springing heifer was tackled by a group of BLM agents and that's when the situation went utterly wrong. —
I use Blue Wave, but don't expect one of THEIR silly taglines.
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