SPLC Adds Cliven Bundy's Cows to List of Extremist Groups


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    SPLC Adds Cliven Bundy's Cows to List of Extremist Groups
    Submitted by b3 on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 21:35

    Hatewatch alert

    4-15-14

    The SPLC has issued an action report which identifies Cliven Bundy's cattle as a new breed of extremists and potential domesticated terrorists.

    During the BLM roundups, many of these rogue cows have violently resisted law enforcement and some have even bared their large bovine testicles at government workers.

    These anti government cows have been eating state grass for years while refusing to pay taxes or even recognize the jurisdiction of BLM officials.

    They are known to emit flatulence in the presence of state workers and have even been seen to defecate publicly on state property -- and not clean up after themselves.

    Some have committed wanton violence against minority groups like the desert tortoise species and other protected groups. Many innocent desert tortoises have been tramped underhoof in a spate of hate crimes.

    SPLC hate expert Lax Nuts is quoted in the report as saying that such cows tend to move together in separatist groups and can be spotted by their disregard for federal law and their traditional gender roles.

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    Submitted by 12th on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 18:21. Permalink

    what's next? Pigs being added to the no-fly list?

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    If your cows have testicles...
    Submitted by eBob on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 06:38. Permalink

    you have a larger problem on your hands.

    Drain the swamp!

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    Somebody got sent to milk the bull
    Submitted by bytejockey on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:47. Permalink

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    Do terrorist cows tend to be male or female generally speaking?
    Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:45. Permalink

    It's a moo point, and unworthy of serious debate.

    It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.

    "Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."

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    They are two of a kine.
    Submitted by Faction3 on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:59. Permalink

    That. sucked. Yours was good, Chris. Be like the good kine.

    http://4umi.com/nietzsche/zarathustra/68
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TkWruZ1qs&index=92&list=PL3...

    "Populace above, populace below! What are 'poor' and 'rich' at present! That distinction did I unlearn,—then did I flee away further and ever further, until I came to those kine."

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    This is your mind on B3
    Submitted by Smudge Pot on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 04:57. Permalink

    hands down the best thing when you run out of drugs.

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    B3, would you mind
    Submitted by LittleWing on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 23:51. Permalink

    if I copy this and send it out with credit to B3 of Daily Paul? Too funny to keep only on the Ark! lol! Wait.. I just put in a search 'SPLC Bundy Cows' and this post comes up at the top on google! lol!

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    Submitted by Faction3 on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 09:06. Permalink

    Please do!

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    Submitted by LittleWing on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 12:30. Permalink

    I emailed it to Carol Bundy and suggested Cliven might want to read it at the big party on friday! 😉

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    That's incredible.
    Submitted by Faction3 on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 19:55. Permalink

    Thanks!

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    Sounds like
    Submitted by Free Silver on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:44. Permalink

    a bunch of bull to me. ; )

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    And
    Submitted by jsgibson on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:29. Permalink

    Complete and udder disregard for the rule of law!

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    Beware...
    Submitted by visible51 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:38. Permalink

    these cows are known to attack unsuspecting vehicles traveling down roads.

    Wonder if these SPLC folk know the difference between a horse and cow?


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    B3 strikes again. Nice to
    Submitted by metalhed19 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 09:20. Permalink

    B3 strikes again. Nice to see your still kicking, bro.

    Wisconsin Constitution Article I, Section 25 "The people have the right to keep and bear arms for security,defense,hunting,recreation or any other law-abiding purpose"

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    See this? He baits you into hating him
    Submitted by Smudge Pot on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:38. Permalink

    then he pulls off the sadist cat mask to reveal....

    a man so full of sweetness he can just melt your ice cream.

    It's said that Messiah died for our sins. Once and for all.

    B3 throws himself down a flight of stairs at the bottom of which is a locomotive full of pure hate and he flashes a grin and says "guys this is the easy part".

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    hahahaha
    Submitted by Libertitheist on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:16. Permalink

    wtf!?

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    Thanks,
    Submitted by Faction3 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:05. Permalink

    You too

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    These cows are a national security threat
    Submitted by Jungleboogie on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:48. Permalink

    They cause lactose intolerance, they are herbivores, since they are free range they must be anarchists, and it's possible they might even be anti-gelatinites!

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    short, sweet and to the point.
    Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:36. Permalink

    That's some good humor my friend.

    It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.

    "Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."

    -me

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    Hey you got a cousin?
    Submitted by Smudge Pot on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:44. Permalink

    I know this guy called Chris Kleptocowski.

    He steals cows. On skis.

    He's just a normal guy from a mundane nation you think you might remember hearing about but can't find on a map.

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    I'm taking that one. 'Kukluksky' isn't offending enough
    Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:27. Permalink

    DERPs.

    It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.

    "Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."

    -me

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    Submitted by Smudge Pot on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:27. Permalink

    is when you can't stop having too much.

    It's a codified pathology.

    Get your preps together! Learn historic food storage and preservation methods and the science that makes them work now, start saving money and the future

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    spel mutch Smuge Noystrom? ☆
    Submitted by The Prevaricata... on Fri, 04/18/2014 - 13:40. Permalink

    {♡}

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    It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't. Also there's pandas.

    "Anyone who thinks you can't create something out of nothing never dated a drama queen."

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    what about Chris Kapowski?
    Submitted by Ed Ucation on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 22:54. Permalink

    You know, the brother of that hot girl from Saved By The Bell? He used to hang out with Screech? What? No?

    “With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
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    Submitted by Faction3 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 22:18. Permalink

    and beloved than the one and many Chris Kaliedscopeskies

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    There IS no more radical hate group than the...
    Submitted by pawnstorm12 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:21. Permalink

    Southern Poverty Law Center.

    Hitler's SS was made up of people who think like the SPLC.

    If this organization could, I have no doubt they would use his same Nazi tactics on the many groups they hate.

    "We have allowed our nation to be over-taxed, over-regulated, and overrun by bureaucrats. The founders would be ashamed of us for what we are putting up with."
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    Submitted by 12th on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 23:12. Permalink

    hey Bull3 the terrorist

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    Submitted by Faction3 on Wed, 04/16/2014 - 00:34. Permalink

    oliver chrome-well

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    Submitted by Debbie on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 22:13. Permalink

    Bump! lol

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    cows and cows
    Submitted by jb.kibs on Tue, 04/15/2014 - 21:50. Permalink

    just doing what they can to get by.

    One springing heifer was tackled by a group of BLM agents and that's when the situation went utterly wrong.

    I use Blue Wave, but don't expect one of THEIR silly taglines.

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