Obvious psyop is obvious.
I am Chumba. You may know me as the artist formerly known as Chumbawamba on Zero Hedge. Yes, it is I.
Everything I say is a lie, including this sentence.
And all that.
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Hype of Tequila Shortage on the Rise
Tequila connoisseurs and Chumbas everywhere are increasingly being alarmed and given a case of the jitters at the prospect of a tequila shortage.
As Reuters reports via the NYPost (which was ripped by Maxim, what kind of fucking journalistic standards are these, buy a damn Reuters license, Maxim) the increasing demand for tequila over the past couple years has driven agave growers in Mexico to harvest plants ahead of schedule to fill demand in a climate of increasing debauchery. The premature harvesting of agave, the source plant that is fermented into the intoxicating cactus juice, only aggravates the problem as now newly cultivated plants will take time to mature to harvest readiness, almost guaranteeing a shortage.
In other words, they pushed out an impending shortage as long as possible, perhaps not considering the ultimate ramifications, or perhaps they did so knowing they were shooting themselves in the foot. Either way, their crop management obviously has problems. Maybe there aren't enough Mexicans in Mexico to work the agave fields because they're all over here in the US working in the salad fields and drinking up all the tequila after laboring 14 hours in the sun? Wouldn't that be ironic.
Furthermore, if the shortage is real and the price shoots up for a prolonged period of time, this may cause damage to the industry in the long term as people will just switch to Moscow Mules and Blood Mary's for their spirit imbibement, leaving behind their margarita's reluctantly but with short-lived regret because, let's face it, the other stuff will get you drunk all the same. (Well, not entirely, there is something...mmmm, special, about tequila :P)
Whatever the deal, whether an actual shortage is looming or this is just a concerted ploy by the Mexicans to goose the price and sale of tequila for some short term profits, Chumba is gonna beat the crowd and go in on a case, cuz he likes him some tequila.
RE: "Anti-Trump": Dangerous Terminology
@shitshitshit Uhhh, I think you read this with a typical left-right minion in mind, whereas dinglebutt makes it clear he is neither. None of us who contribute here are in or of that fray. We may observe it, comment on it, heap scorn upon it, or take a big massive diarrhea all over it, but we. are. never. in. or. of. it.
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Contents of the "Secret Republican Memo" leaked?
I picked this up from a Facebook post. I'm just copying and pasting basically verbatim. I don't know if this is true or not but it makes for interesting fiction if anything. Also, keep in mind this is an RNC produced memo. Politics, anyone?
From a different angle, is this why Trump made so many references to MS-13 in his SOTU last night?
BREAKING: This is basically what's in the #Memo. #Qanon #Q Truly a Coup d'etat--an internal coup!
- DNC Server Breached.
- DNC Server copied onto USB and passed onto WikiLeaks.
- Barack Obama, DNI James Clapper, CIA Director John Brennan, and 12 other assets/organizations utilized Google, via CrowdStrike to "assess" DNC Server to find "russian" fingerprints. You know what that means. To hack it and make it look like Russia did it. And they made an example of Seth Rich, and had him murdered by 2 MS-13 Members, and then Obama CIA Killed those members, to maintain the pre-conceived narrative of Russian Hacking. Seth Rich, was still alive when he arrived at the Hospital, but was murdered/killed by the 2 MS-13 Members at the Hospital!
- Debbie Wassermann-Schultz directed the murder of Seth Rich. To maintain a narrative, free from any suspicion, DOJ; via the FBI, coerced/assisted DC Metro Police, to conclude that the murder was a botched robbery.
- Debbie Wassermann Schultz found out about Seth Rich Investigation, and stopped it; in early 2016.
- McCabe/Strzok/Page in McCabe's office talk about "Insurance Policy" to discuss stopping President Trump from being elected.
- Then, Andy McCabe, Peter Strzok, and Lisa Page met offsite to discuss the dossier/related fisa warrants/spying/wiretapping to be a contingency if word got out that Russia did not hack the DNC, and to determine the path of influence w/ DC Metro in the Seth Rich murder, possibly also discussing/making murder arrangements.
- Obama, Crooked Hillary, Loretta Lynch, James Comey, Andy McCabe, Peter Strzok all Conspired, coordinated, and facilitated the Dossier through Obama and Hillary, who then directed Loretta Lynch, who then directed James Comey (note all of comey "saving-america~like tweets lately) who directed Andy McCabe, who directed Peter Strzok.
- Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, Jeff Flake, Dianne Feinstein, Elizabeth Warren, Cory Booker, Kamala Harris, and John McCain, used "British Intelligence" to get "Russian Dirt" for Dossier. British Intelligence directed Hillary Clinton, The DNC, and Senators above to pay Christopher Steele (via Perkins Coie[Fusion GPS Law Firm]/Fusion GPS), arranged by John Podesta.
- Eric Holder provided Russian sources with certain key elements to include in their backfeed/reports to Christopher Steele--that evolved as need to fit FISA Warrant Requests.
- Dossier then made it's way into the hands of Lindsey Graham, John McCain and Chuck Schumer, Harry Reid, Reporters/Media Outlets, and 9 others still classified.
- John McCain gave the Dossier to James Comey.
- James Comey gave Dossier to Loretta Lynch.
- Loretta Lynch, then briefed President Obama on it, in the Presidential Daily Briefing.
- Lindsey Graham Pitched all Mainstream Media and #FakeNews Media on Dossier for Months, who sat on the story, because sources could not be confirmed.
- Comey/McCabe/Strzok then made a 2nd attempt at a FISA request to new Judge Rudolph Contreras, modified from the original request, which was approved. Remember, Contreras is the same Judge who recused himself from the Michael Flynn case.
- Buzzfeed published Dossier News Story.
- This starts the entire #Fake #WitchHunt Russia Collusion Narrative.
- Russia Collusion Accusations along with #False Scandalous Accusations against President Trump.
- Staged setup of the prevention of winning/removal of President Trump.
- The Warrant allows the entire US Intelligence Community to spy on Candidate/President-elect Trump, his Staffers, his Field Staff, his Volunteers, Republican Congress, Republican Senate, and all Trump-Friendly News Outlets, including their Management, Hosts/Anchors, Office Staff, Crew, Producers, etc.
Now tell me, how is this not worse than Watergate! This is 1,000x worse! This is a Sitting Congresswoman arranging the murder of one of her party's staffers!
P.S. Fuck Mark Zuckerturd. -chumba